greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

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(via humorking)

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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(Source: tfwpanymphmoved, via joydick)

departured:

finding songs from your favorite artist that you haven’t heard before

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(via parkingstrange)

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(via fiend-or-friend)

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

(via fiend-or-friend)

ruinedchildhood:

i bet theres a joining door thing and theyre fucking in there

(Source: herecomestheindian, via fiend-or-friend)

qaming:

me in science

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(via departured)

jaylool:

Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up

(via fiend-or-friend)

simsgonewrong:

gettin baked

(via fiend-or-friend)

metricvevo:

First day in California: Hangin’ with Blake Griffin

(via metricvevo)