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no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

worldpeaces:

american horror story: my life

(Source: worldpeaces)

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me:
    Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me:
    MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*
  • ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    shouldnt:

    Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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    japaneseanimes:

    I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.

    (Source: goblin-techies)

    WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

    sextnoise:

    Uranus